Thursday, December 25, 2008

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And even this year ends.
We hope that the next go a bit 'better ...

Sunday, December 14, 2008

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Ho Ho Ho "Commuter"

" sm and f. worker or student who moves from daily to reach that place of residence of its business.
v. intr. of a body suspended like a pendulum swinging rhythmically "
Devoto Oli

the morning at 5:30 the alarm goes off.
opens automatically with half an eye and a movement, you do not know how well you are able to produce orders to your alarm clock to remind you that your day starts in 10 minutes. She promptly obeyed, and after 10 minutes is still there and plays.
Now! You shuffle around the house and eventually you'll make it to prepare.
Begin your journey.

Bus
're still pretty stoned, salts, mumbled a "Good morning" to the driver, you sit on the first empty seat you can find. If you are lucky to find out too late that there's a person next to you who smells of alcohol at 6 am, if you're unlucky you're sitting where someone has vomited a few days before. When one of your best days, there is a group of friendly, jovial and lively teenagers (it's not clear how will) laugh, joke and yell, just to brighten your morning. Arrivals at the station.

Train
Fortunately salts to the station where the train is formed, then you can find a seat. The train departs. After 5 minutes, stopping at the first station, while you had already started to doze off in a semi-comfortable. Sale horde of hungry people in seats. In two milliseconds your semi-comfortable position becomes uncomfortable: you have your knee in his mouth as he struggled with what to place in front of the other leg somewhere so that it remains attached to the body, in the meantime, the next you place an elbow in which there is a side for 45 minutes Travel. At some point, someone decides that we must temper the character of the passengers and the air conditioner starts, you start to freeze! Under these conditions, you do not know how, you fall asleep. You wake up just before your stop and in the same position as before trying to slip into a jacket, scarf, hat and gloves. We overlap two nerves of the back, an immense pain, but we do. Get off the train.

Metro
just off the train becomes a suspended body, the mass of people pushing you to the subway, sometimes not even resting down to earth. Reach the subway that takes you to work, there is a lot of people, smiling hopefully. Here comes the meter, but in that moment arrives a huge crowd (that every time you wonder where it comes from all these people and then all at that time because it always ???). Salts on the subway, you're caught between five and eight bags. If you are lucky at least he had a couple of glasses of whiskey, if you're unlucky, the next bag that you place it straight into the stomach. When one of your best days, there is someone who puts his hand on my ass. Get off at the bus stop, change meter, the same speech. Arrivals.

You get 10 minutes walk and you're at work.
The same is repeated for the return trip home.

're a commuter, your main activity is to be an outstanding body and rhythmically varied, as the pendulum.
If you think in these terms, it seems you beautiful!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

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1984 - George Orwell

several months studying a master's degree in environmental law.

After several lessons, modules, themes and dozens of other professors, lawyers, engineers, naturalists and psychologists, has crept in over time I thought that slowly became a firm conviction that I and other boys master are unconsciously participating in a reality!
The purpose of the television program is to test the reactions of listeners to a series of wacky characters who improvised teachers, the very strange that the production of reality could be found. and advanced the hypothesis that some have been recovered from a couple of mental hospitals, just for the occasion.

If I had to think of a couple of examples I could mention:
- what you bounce on his legs, moving in a rash across the chair and talking as if we were all participating in a quiz show, with easily identifiable features of hysteria in rash laughter during the most inaspettatti;
- what we think a rock star and throws his chair with wheels, sliding it from one corner of chair, gripping the microphone as it would only Mick Jagger. Stuff that you would be stand up and scream YEEEEAAAHHH, adding, why not the typical metal act;
- what brings us all in a van very similar to that of the maniac of "The Silence of the Lambs" and shows us (and operates) a set of tools to demonstrate the real effects of noise pollution. A only a short-term severe headache;
- that looks so impressive to a ventriloquist's dummy and walk as if they were to support him invisible wires;
- that which has not well understood some basic rules of Italian grammar and meet certain conjugations verbs particularly "stubborn" notes its serious problem, which fixes or inserting a form in Roman dialect, while nobody seems to notice the hesitation, or rather mumbling incomprehensible versions of the same verb;
- that in a court of 2mq screams like a crazy chicken, while showing a Power Point presentation of a thousand colors ...
And there would be many more to mention ...

The production of reality then thought to affect the strength of the unfortunate group of students entering from time to time the occasional listeners, members, in their view, only some forms of master , but actually paid from the production! Among them, a lawyer from Puglia, vaguely resembling a raccoon, whose main activity consists in intervening repeatedly during the lessons in a language incomprehensible to most people, even teachers, and words disappeared from the Italian by now at least 200 years.

final factor that supports the analysis of well-founded reality is reflected in the reduction of the number of participants: 10 were in the beginning, we were in 9 hours. The public should have appointed our dear friend Molise, which now only meet again at the end of the program, perhaps in a nightclub where we will all be "special guests".

All this to tell you that if someone is interested in participating unwittingly in a reality, I can give you the details here to subscribe to this master ...

However, this edition I will win!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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Milan

was 4 years since I returned to Milan.
I started a new job this week and went back to Milan.

In just two days I realized why I no longer live in this city:
a guy on the train remained standing in the middle of the Corridor's eye staring at me with boiled fish, another on the subway began screaming rave Marisa and calling, another advantage of the rush-hour crowd tried to get my hands on my ass ...

wonder if Milan is to be changed in four years, or am I just not remember these details ....

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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Ladies and Gentlemen ... Italy ignorance!

And here we arrived, there was enough to be the most ignorant in European statistics.
legitimize our ignorance removing the funding the university, so that we do with the intelligent and educated people now if the message is: be smart and fuck the Italians, so you will vote! Be like an ignorant Bossi and his men, trying to fuck the next in your favor, if it is a nation better still, just like that piece of shit that ITALY has voted.
And we deserve it, he and his court, not once, TWICE!

Ligabue sings well, "Goodnight Italy, with the scars in my heart, and a drip attached to those who have all power, and looks like a distracted wife, as a game in the attic that has taken away the cravings ... "

And here's what they say about us all 'foreign .