several months studying a master's degree in environmental law.
After several lessons, modules, themes and dozens of other professors, lawyers, engineers, naturalists and psychologists, has crept in over time I thought that slowly became a firm conviction that I and other boys master are unconsciously participating in a reality!
The purpose of the television program is to test the reactions of listeners to a series of wacky characters who improvised teachers, the very strange that the production of reality could be found. and advanced the hypothesis that some have been recovered from a couple of mental hospitals, just for the occasion.
If I had to think of a couple of examples I could mention:
- what you bounce on his legs, moving in a rash across the chair and talking as if we were all participating in a quiz show, with easily identifiable features of hysteria in rash laughter during the most inaspettatti;
- what we think a rock star and throws his chair with wheels, sliding it from one corner of chair, gripping the microphone as it would only Mick Jagger. Stuff that you would be stand up and scream YEEEEAAAHHH, adding, why not the typical metal act;
- what brings us all in a van very similar to that of the maniac of "The Silence of the Lambs" and shows us (and operates) a set of tools to demonstrate the real effects of noise pollution. A only a short-term severe headache;
- that looks so impressive to a ventriloquist's dummy and walk as if they were to support him invisible wires;
- that which has not well understood some basic rules of Italian grammar and meet certain conjugations verbs particularly "stubborn" notes its serious problem, which fixes or inserting a form in Roman dialect, while nobody seems to notice the hesitation, or rather mumbling incomprehensible versions of the same verb;
- that in a court of 2mq screams like a crazy chicken, while showing a Power Point presentation of a thousand colors ...
And there would be many more to mention ...
The production of reality then thought to affect the strength of the unfortunate group of students entering from time to time the occasional listeners, members, in their view, only some forms of master , but actually paid from the production! Among them, a lawyer from Puglia, vaguely resembling a raccoon, whose main activity consists in intervening repeatedly during the lessons in a language incomprehensible to most people, even teachers, and words disappeared from the Italian by now at least 200 years.
final factor that supports the analysis of well-founded reality is reflected in the reduction of the number of participants: 10 were in the beginning, we were in 9 hours. The public should have appointed our dear friend Molise, which now only meet again at the end of the program, perhaps in a nightclub where we will all be "special guests".
All this to tell you that if someone is interested in participating unwittingly in a reality, I can give you the details here to subscribe to this master ...
However, this edition I will win!
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